Let’s continue our ongoing conversation about blow jobs, which will go on as long as there are willing mouths to suck penises. In other words, forever. Today’s topic: how men ask for some mouth-on-dick action without actually uttering the phrase “blowjob.” Why a man can’t just straight up ask for one? We’re not sure. Instead, most guys are cunning, using covert tactics, physical cues, and code words to try to get the fellatio they desire. And while men might think they’re being subtle announcing, “Honey, I’m erect,” we’re fully aware that they’re trying to urge us into Blow Job Land (and often, we’re happy to oblige). For the record, guys, there’s no need to make a cheese plate as a subliminal message urging us to orally indulge in your penis, but we do appreciate the gesture. Here are some other blowjob-hinting strategies we’ve been onto for years…
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Polite Greetings: Stop Being A Cunt, Now Fuck Off And Go Fuck Yourself
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Beauty Of A Woman
Beauty Of A Woman
The beauty of a WOMAN isn’t in the clothes she wear,
the figure that she carries
or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes
because that’s the doorway to her HEART
the place where love resides.
The true beauty of a woman is reflected by her SOUL,
It’s the care she gives
and PASSION she shows
and the BEAUTY of a woman
with passing years only grows.
(Quran 24:26)
Women impure are for men impure, and men impure for women impure and women of purity are for men of purity, and men of purity are for women of purity: these are not affected by what people say: for them there is forgiveness, and a provision honourable.
الْخَبِيثَاتُ لِلْخَبِيثِينَ وَالْخَبِيثُونَ لِلْخَبِيثَاتِ ۖ وَالطَّيِّبَاتُ لِلطَّيِّبِينَ وَالطَّيِّبُونَ لِلطَّيِّبَاتِ ۚ أُولَٰئِكَ مُبَرَّءُونَ مِمَّا يَقُولُونَ ۖ لَهُم مَّغْفِرَةٌ وَرِزْقٌ…
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